It's Thrift Whore Thursday-- have y'all been naughty or nice?

Y'all some intense thrift whore action went down recently at my local Salvation Army...and y'all are just begging to know about it! Starting with this set of supple pink velvet dining chairs...

 

I mean...  

I mean...

 

Yes, these betches just styleslapped y'all & your a officially a PLUSHY now. YASSSSS!

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Grade A, 100% Crushed Velvet feels so good on sensitive parts!

Grade A, 100% Crushed Velvet feels so good on sensitive parts!

I'd glam these gals up even more by painting the frames white & just leaving the upholstery AS IS. 

AS IF, y'all even think I'm kidding?!?  

Forewarning: The collection of china cabinets I'm about to unleash is CARNAL & prob NSFW. Just sayin'

 

 

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The situ here, overall, is scintillating: the color, inset cabinet doors, the pulls, the metal fretwork at the top...ahhhh...she's only $249 too...just needs a good cleaning and she'd be ready to serve...ecstasy-- that is!

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So cute & compact! Painted in a really fun color, like emerald green or coral and she'd be good to go, all the time!

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I'd encourage y'all to leave this guy AS IS. There's A LOT to lurv here. LAWD-- the lines, the hardware...HAWTNESS PERSONIFIED...Bathe him in Brasso betch and his pulls will LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE...and he costs $49...that's NOT A TYPO. DIGEST.

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Same with this gentleman here, who's $45 shut the...F&%K YOU dollars!!! Though, he could look awesome in a really dark, almost black green paint...

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Well damn...

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Y'all know this campaign style desk just styleslapped you six ways to sunday! SHIOT! Not a total steal at $129, but I think y'all can make that WERK for a real wood desk that's giving you regency hardware realness for dayzzz...

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Ditch & switch the lampshade for something more modern-- maybe more cylindrical-- and you've got one sexy lighting source! Y'all know that wood base got y'all HAWT...and if doesn't, the $19.99 price sure will. 

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More chic brass lamps just beggin' for some lampshade lovin', but for $9.99 or so, y'all stop the torture already and scoop 'em up! Caresses!

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If y'all see a giant-a$$ mirror in good condition...1. Admire yourself in it 2. Take a pic of yourself in it 3. Buy that SHIOT

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This one is so easy to paint out & become a real statement in your space-- just imagine all the things it could reflect?! Ummmm hmmmm...and with that, I conclude this session of Thrift Whore Thursday...hope y'all got satiated on all the HAWT scores I found! Y'all never know what could be lurking in your own local thrift stores! Now go out and get to Thrift Whore'n!