And then these:
Standing all at attention and shiot, DEMANDING to be made into lamps! Hmmm, k! This:
'Cause biotch y'all know you've been searching all over God's green for the bright yellow Tuscan urn to match your baby's new shoes! #babyshoeurn! Oh, and then this betch, who thought she was all cute and stuff up on the her shelf and flew right into our shopping cart:
These shiny whores:
Then shiot got really REAL here with this and time stood still:
Stalagmite lamp hawtness almost took down the entire venue...who ARE you people???? I got my answer, y'all:
Shut the F*%k YOU FOOT! The slaying continued:
I'd say that was a successful style slapping session provided by our friends at HomeGoods...damn!