Y'all I stumbled upon some major thrift treasures at a Salvation Army while out whoring the other day...check this shiot:
That's full-on marble atop that sassy round side table! Then I saw the price and was style-slain:
YES, biotch, you're not seeing things...it cost $39.99 value damn dollars!!!
And just what do I spy here, but some kinda cheesy-yet-chic Americana cookie jar?:
And not to be outdone on the cheese-o-meter, this statue presented himself for consideration:
Well, shut the FU$& y'all, how to choose? Don't...and buy them BOTH, they're so cheap! Scandal! The cookie jar I'd leave 'as-is', but statue face I'd repaint...maybe even in matte white? Or a fun & unexpected poppy color? He'd be soooo cute on a salon-style gallery wall amongst the right mix of art...speaking of, somebody shat out all kinds of tremendous 80's GIANT-ass paintings at this store, that had me choking:
AND
Oh, but WAIT, there's more!:
These yarn art lovelies gave me shivers:
And:
Absolutely style-slapped! This was fun too:
What a rush, y'all!!! Happy whoring AND happy Valentines Day-- hope it's filled with all kinds of hotness?!?!