A touch difficult to read, but the name of one of the sandwiches on offer is, "My Girlfriend is a Whore"-- how sweet is that, y'all?
Speaking of sweet...my Salvation Army is serving all kinds of goodies for us thrift whores:
The conundrum continues...
I just found a fix for that sad pooch above that should cheer him right up:
Either way, y'all...chaise chic! Oh SHIOT-- I HAD to!
Damn-- someone unleashed an entire set of scrumptious here:
Slap some dark stain on that heinous oak trim and reupholster those chair seats & backs with some funky fabric and just shut the FU&% you already!
Oh and don't think I didn't notice the leather ottoman serving sass near the chair set:
When she gets reupholstered, she'll be running your life! The silhouette:
Consider y'all-selves sufficiently served! Happy Whoring, y'all!